A wolf, who has been spying on the lamb the whole time slowly crept into the lamb’s house.

 

As the Lamb suspected the presence of the wolf, he slowely crept out of bed...

 

Then the lamb and the wolf talked about, very civily, about how it seems now adays everyone seems to assume their genders when in fact the lamb is a girl, since it isnt scientifically possible for a lamb (a female sheep baby) to be a boy since that is what they call female sheep babies. Then they become great friends and start a campaign to stop gender assumption.

 

As a decade passes, a new enemy approaches the lands and disrupts the peace between the the Wolf and the Lamb...

 

But the wolf and the lamb are both very passive and say
WHY DO PEOPLE ASSUME WE ARE GOING TO EAT EACH OTHER LETS JUST BE REAL I MEAN LIKE YES WE ARE WOLVES AND LAMBS BUT DOES THAT MAKE US ENEMIES I MEAN COME ON LETS BE REAL HERE WHAT IF WE WERE ADOPTIVE FAMILY I MEAN COME ON GUYS JUST CAUSE WE ARE A WOLF AND A LAMB DOESNT MEAN THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE ENEMIES JUST COME ON I MEAN THATS SAYING A BOY AND A GIRL WILL BECOME MARRIED OR A POTATO AND A FRIER WILL MAKE FRENCH FRIES LETS BE HONEST

STOP THE ASSUMPTION!

 

I said a new enemy approaches, lol.

 

The Wolf, and the lamb attempt to work out the situation with the new enemy, but fail as the bear does not feel as though it is worth his time.

 

Then the wolf and the lamb decide that they have to sucseed to the bo_ nation

 

Although, they cannot help.

 

Suddenly, a flash fills the sky and a fiery streak begins plummeting towards earth with a thick tail of black smoke chasing behind it. The lamb's eyes grow large as it realizes its doom. As the fireball crashes into the hillside, the lamb is killed instantly.

 

And then purplelegoender looks at the dead lamb and goes

 

Lol

 

With smoke still streaming from the smoldering crater, the wolf and the bear discuss their plans for the lambless future.

 

As they are discussing, they are attacked by an unknown beast from which they run.

 

Their paws beat at the ground as they throw themselves forward at a frantic pace. The Beast of the Unknown creeps from shadow to shadow behind them, slowly gaining ground.

 

and they travel to a remote city called England.

 

Confused, as to why they are in a city named after a country, they look for a place to hide from the Unknown Beast.

 

As it gains ground, the Wolf and Bear jump over a cavern. hoping to be safe, but their hope is swallowed up by the beast which is right behind them...

 

Is this like a choose your own adventure? There seems to be two different event timelines now...

City:
Being rather weary from their run, the wolf and the bear slip into a tavern to have some cold ones.


Cavern:
The beast's terrifying jaws open wide and consume the wolf and bear in one gulp. "I am the Swallower of Mammals!" the beast exclaimed!

 

I'm not even sure, I was in the middle of typing mine when they posted theirs lol.