I found that one in a joke book we have lol Bump Why did the weesle cross the road twice? Because he was a double crosser
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you see me?" The men answer as, “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"