Bad Puns Thread

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  1. BuildsByGideon

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    Lettuce do this! :D
     
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    bump, watch out or I might punish you
     
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    Come on guys, let's turnip this thread, get a good beet going with it.
     
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    I don't understand why these jokes aren't very punny.
     
  5. RandomCat7

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    That a play on words :penguin:

     
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    Your a how it's made fan too? :D
     
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    What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
     
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    :p I found that one in a joke book we have lol


    Bump
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    Yesterday, I was at the park and I wondered how frisbees could travel so far.
    Then it hit me.
     
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    I prefer "I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
     
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    Hey my friends bakery burned down yesterday, his business is toast!
     
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    I don't like birds, they are too fowl
     
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    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you see me?"
    The men answer as,
    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    :)
     
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    What do you call a snail on a ship...? A snailer!!!
     
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    I have banned pizza jokes from my family, they were just too cheesy.
     
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    What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"
     
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    So this guy kept telling me these bird puns, but then I realized toucan play at that game.
     
  19. a_man21

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    You sure its not just the curriculum that you are learning a_man?