Sir Cactus seems to think otherwise. People should agree with me that having no eyes means you cannot cry. Only eyes a cactus can have are glued on, goggly, arts-and-crafts eyes. They cannot produce tears. Sir Cactus is trying to convince me he has surgically added eyes and such to himself, but that is impossible. CACTUS HAVE NO LOGIC
Googly eyes are really creepy. I always imagine them on a bobble head that has a really creepy and disturbing face. So when it comes to cactus, it's a horrid thought ;__; No they caaaan't. D:
I can buy you a bag of them, if you want. Some glue, too. Unless you like to just stare at them... I'm not mean, you are insane.