Poof, you can make ice cream on ECC. Then someone abuses it and it gets removed :p

I wish that ECC was back up D:

 

Wish granted! But It's donators only... so it's sort of boring.

I wish for andrewkm to give me some moneys.

 

Wish granted! But Tkick sees him giving you free money, so he permabans Andrew! :O
and your money is gone!... :O

I wish that there were a Nutella juice. (IRL)

 

wish granted but it has abestos.

i wish i had a cat.

 

Wish granted, but then the cat won all your money in a casino game.

I wish I had cocoa beans.

 

Wish granted! Then you accidentally drop them at the spawn and a builder who`s about to quit picks them up just as he quits :(

I wish I had a Large hest full of diamond blocks

 

Poof you have a large chest full of diamond blocks, but then diamond become extremely common and they become useless.

I wish I had a better computer!

 

WAZAM! You get a new computer, but it's a robot and you accidentally let it watch Transformers and it decides it's a Decepticon and kills everyone :shock:

I wish I was The Duke of Diamonds

 

*Poof* You become the Duke of Diamonds but then you get crushed by diamond blocks.

I wish my car would go faster.

 

Granted but your car will spontaneously combust in the near future.

I wish I could farm up the money I need to get president a bit faster.

 

WAZAM! You farm money faster because a guy loaned you a silk eff 5 pick, but you sold yourself into slavery to do it :shock:

I wish that I won't wake up in the middle of the night to find people from the mafia tying me with ropes and holding me over my goldfish bowl while my pet goldfish eats me alive as they tickle me to death

 

Poof it happens, but I lied.

I wish that pumpkin prices went higher...

 

They get higher, but everything else gets higher, so president now costs 300k, etc

I wish that I knew how to harvest dead bushes

 

Poof! You find out, but then everyone knows about it and Andrew gets rid of dead bushes.

I wish I had 10k.

 

you get 10k but wait, its fake

i wish no one corrupts my wish

 

Bam Nobody corrupts your wish! but the power goes out which causes an apocalypse which then causes people to panic then when people start to panic they take to the internet but then when they take to the internet madness happens then when that happens a hacker hacks and corrupts this wish.....

I wish that nobody could corrupt my wish under any circumstances!!! (no loopholes xD)

[Please dont ask me how this scenario is possible... use your imagination of how they got on the internet without power xD]

 

poof your wish stays uncorupted until our lawers found a way and destroyed your wish before this very coment thus corupting it
i wish for the economy to balance out irl and ig

 

Pewf! Balances, but then the world explodes.
I wish that i was awesome :3

 

You were so awesome people became jealous of you and hated you.

I wish i one ticketed a 1mil + lotto

 

Granted but the server rolls backs and you lose it all.
I wish I had a hat.