You have a hat, and become as mad as a hatter.
I wish I was good at pvp

 

You became good at pvp, But in a dark cave at the mining world you see Unknownrider hiding in the shadows.

I wish Mining world had a jungle biome at the spawn

 

Your wish is granted, but your path is blocked by dense foilage. Therefore, spawn is an uneacapable trap.
What would you do if enchantments added up, ie enchanting a sharp 2 sword to make it sharp 6?

 

Eff over 9000 pick and crash the server forever. Game-Over D:

I wish (hope) that 1.4 will fix server lag fo-evah!

 

Your wish came true and 1.4 fixed the lag but then the next update which came a day later ruined it again:D

I wish I was a mayor xD

 

You become a the mayor, *Map Reset*

I wish that I could come up with a better wish!

 

You didn't.

I wish I could rank up to Resident.

 

You ranked up to Resident....and the server shut down and you wasted that 15k for nothing :D

I wish for a helicopter

 

Wish grated. So where is your fuel? :)

I wish I had a L39 antitank rifle :)

 

You get one; but it backfires and you die.

I wish I was a Builder.

 

Poof you are a builder, but builders can't be mods silly :p

I want to be, a billionaire
So freakin bad
Buy up all the things I never had

 

You buy everything you never had but you end up buying your doom and you die.

I wish I had $60 to spend on minecraft!

 

You get 60$ to spend on minecraft.. But! You can only buy tombstone!

 

*Skips Harry's comment that put the game on hold for 3 months*
You get $60 dollars to spend on Minecraft, but you didn't specify which kind of dollar and now you just got 60 ecodollars :/

I wish I could breakdance

 

Your wish is granted! But you become so amazed by your own skill you cannot force yourself to stop and you die of hunger...

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker! With flowers in my hair!

 

Granted! the flowers are in your hair. becuase your dead. and it's your funeral.

I wish I had an infinite supply of waffles.

 

Your wish is grated, but the waffles crush you to death

I wish rabidworm would remove the stupid public chest outside my town -_-

 

Rabidworm removes the chest and replaces it with a dozen more chests.
I wish I wasn't so darn amazing

 

YOu become dull and uninteresting... And become dull and uninteresting...

I wish upon a star that i can wish upon a star!

 

The star falls on you quite suddenly and ruins your childhood
I wish girls would stop just throwing themselves at me. I miss the chase.