Your wish is granted... But now you throw yourself at them


I wish my arm didn't hurt...

 

Granted, but now your leg hurts.
I wish Harry's leg didn't hurt.

 

Your wish is granted, harry's leg is healed
But now your brain burns.

I wish nobody's brain hurt.

 

Nobody's brains hurt anymore...
Because they all exploded.

I wish that the world could've used their noggins before they went all explosive and stuff.

 

Granted except now the earth is sentient and realizes that the human race is a plague upon it. It has decied to begin the process of human extinction.

I wish the human succeeded in the war against the earth

 

"It has decied to begin the process of human extinction." Is the Earth itself trying to destroy us or are we just killing each other?
In any case we win but the planet is reduced to an inhospitable, barren wasteland, unfit to support human life.

I wish that I become the new Supreme leader of the remaining Hoomanz.

 

You become the lowest of the lowest of the very few Hoomanz remaining.
I wish I would get pwned by a creeper

 

You get shot by a skeleton.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

Poof someone corrupts your whis but dose a terrible job at it!

I wish I had all the donation features

 

Granted! But you can't use any of them!


(I love this game! I hope this bump isn't too much of a bump...)


I wish I could have a mtn dew!

 

Granted but its acidity eats a hole at your stomach until you die very sick and violently. :)

I wish for a stylish fish on a dish.

 

Granted, but you also get a Masters Degree in Dr.Seuss-ness.

I wish I could get more posts and ratings then andrew.

 

Granted but in jealousy Andrew perma-bans you from the server

I wish I was better at math

 

Granted, but your now horrible at songwriting and singing.

I wish i could play MC longer.

 

Granted but now you cannot leave your computer and you live the rest of your life in the dark with the onl light eminating from the monitor.

I wish the wall in front of me became a wall of candy.

 

Granted, but as it turns out, you can't eat the candy, and everything between you and all also becomes part of the new candy wall, meaning your computer and all (speakers, printer ect), just becomes candy.

I wish I could make a wish

 

Granted, you make a wish but I corrupt it.

I wish I wasn't in Kansas anymore with Aunty Em

 

DENIED! NOBODY EVER LEAVES KANSAS! EVERYWHERE IS KANSASSSSS!!!
MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I wish that Kansas was everywhere

 

Granted, now Kansas is in Everywhere, a small town in the middle of the ocean.

I wish i had money.

 

granted, you get money, but money becomes worthless! I wish I had no exams:(