You get no exams because you died >:D
I wish I could get on a luck rampage
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Denied! It's luckrampage not luckyrampage!

I wish I could win luckrampage even more than moquito

 

Your wish is granted. Your luck rampage actually triggers 3 times on accident and crashes the server from a luck overload. When the server comes back, you don't have your tickets or nstars.

I wish I was #1 on baltop.

 

Granted, but only because your balance of 1 dollar is glitched up there.

I wish I had a tall glass of orange juice right about now.

 

granted, but i mixed it with apple juice

i wish i had over a mill

 

Granted, but ECC has experienced extreme Inflation. $1million is the new $1. You are bottom of baltop while the top has $300trillion.

I wish I could use /vanish

 

Granted, But you cant unvanish or type in chat.

I wish I was promoted to builder..

 

Granted, but then you were demoted to Ecoleader.

I wish I had an official AndrewKM diamond.

 

Granted, But KMaxwell claimed copyright and threw it in lava.

I wish I had mayo for my dry sandwich :|

 

Granted, but you also have to put ketchup, mustard, relish, hot sauce, taco sauce, ranch dressing, salad dressing, sweet and sour sauce, salt, pepper, and anchovies on your sandwich.

I wish that everything that was sold to the server ended up in my private chests

 

Granted, but Andrewkm determineds you hacked the server to do it and has permabanned you and confiscated everything.

I wish I had completed the Normandy in my sleep.

 

Granted, but you destroyed it all the next morning in your awake-ness.

I wish I had a surefire way to earn money quickly and easily.

 

Granted, but Andrew banned you due to making money too quickly.

I wish I could farm all night and day without getting bored.

 

Granted, but Andrew finally comes to his senses and outlaws farming.

I wish I had 20,000 forum posts.

 

Granted, But everybody else has 50,000 forum posts.

I wish Sky would give me all her redstone.

 

Granted but first sky gives all the redstone to andrewkm, except one piece, which goes to you.

I wish I owned a starship.

 

Granted, but it's blown up the first day you get it.

I wish it was easier to get up in the morning.

 

Granted but then it takes you 2 hrs 14 mins and 58 seconds to fall asleep each night.

I wish supper would make itself.

 

Granted, But its always squid surprise.

I wish I was ServerAdmin so I could be cooler than zardgyer.

 

Granted, but Andrew handed over server ownership to zard.

I wish I could type faster then anyone else.