Poof! Your phone gets smarter but then it gets so smart he leaves you! DX
I wish i had more pizza

 

Wish Granted, but it's all rotten D:

I wish I had real Xray glasses <_<

 

Wish Granted, but it kill all those who pass through it >_>

I wish these french fries weren't all old and stale |:

 

wish granted but it only teleports you to the void

i wish i was wishless

 

(We posted those at the EXACT same time... Like, freaky o.o)

Wish Granted, You're wishless... Lulz

I wish someone would grant my earlier wish [:

 

Wish Granted, but your fries aren't French, they're Mexican.

I wish wishes couldn't be manipulated so easy.

 

wish granted but it now people manipulate it the hard way

i wish i was GOD

 

Wish granted, but notch over throws you in 5 seconds >:3

I wish I had some ice cream :3

 

wish granted, but the ice was melted

i wish i could think of a wish.

 

Poof! Your wish is to commit suicuide!

I wish I hadz sum pie

 

Wish Granted, you have the sum of Pi <_<

I wish yogurt was more appealing o.o

 

wish granted, you marry it because it is so appealing and then have 4 children that kill you :3

I wish I could... haves a blocks of cobbles :3

 

Wish Granted, but you throw it in a furnace by accident.

I wish cake wasn't a lie

 

Wish granted, its a duoble lie :3

I wish I could... -headdesk-

 

Wish granted, but it will NEVER be as good as mine

I wish faces could not be spammed like this

:D :) ;) :( :eek: :shock: :? :cool: :laugh: :x :p :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :geek: :ugeek:

 

Wish Granted, but they can still be spammed any other way :3

I wish D0rc didn't leave without saying goodbye D:

 

Wish granted, POOF! Now he doesn't leave :p


EDIT: I forgot to wish.

I wish I had a Billion EcoDollars!

 

Wish Granted, but you got them from exploiting... Hello Banhammer :p

I wish I'd never run out of these donuts <_<

 

Wish granted, but you eat too many and get sick, so you throw them out

I wish you would tell me what I left