poof! you get world peace after ever thing dies

i wish for a wish that is a wish yet not a wish but still a wish

 

WAZAM! You get it, but you don't even know that you did because the negatives and positives in your wish canceled each other out

I wish for $14.99

 

BAM! Its yours, but your government increased wish taxes to 100%

I wish for a car that has infinite energy stored in it to appear on top of my driveway fully intact and wprking with the key in my pocket. :D

 

poof!! the car is yours but since you misspelled a word the car does not work :(

i wish for a black hole to suck up everthing

 

The black hole sucks up everything but you were in the bathroom and you missed it and now reside in an otherwise empty universe. Due to boredom and lack of air to breath you die. Btw everything else is happily intact on the other side of the black hole.

I wish I was captain of the USS Enterprise (star trek not aircraft carrier)

 

WAZAM! You become Captain, but then Kurk escapes from his latest adventure after being kidnapped by Klingons and kills you when he finds you.

I wish for WATER-proof pants

 

Poof!! Waterproof pant. But ther 20 sizes to small :x


I wish for everthing on earth and ever other plants with life if they have items :roll:

 

Poof! Everythings in Minecraft. But everyone hates the Realisticness and quits.

I wish I had Nyan Cat riding a unicorn in a minecrat going down my minecraft tunnel.

 

BOOOM! its there. but you've gone blind and deaf and are unable to percieve its existence in any way

I WISH i had a full pack of juicy fruit on top of my desk, with no defects :D

 

WAZAM! You get your fruit juice, but everyone sees it, wants it, smells its delicious, mouth-watering flavor, imagine how it tastes, and then 50 people come out of nowhere and start fighting for it and a huge dust could that you see in cartoons forms, and you barely escape with your limbs intact, and none of them are holding the fruit juice :(

I wish for this wish to be corrupted

 

Poof your wish is corrupted but the wish corruption makes you so mad that you start spam cussing on the server and get baned!

I wish for Ecocitycraft to be the #1 server and have epic plugins that prevent spammers,hackers,crashes,the server being shut down by anyone,a plugin that prevents lag and adds an infinent amount of max people to join,a plugin to prevent the others from being shut down,to prevent me from being baned,demoted, or aything like that,and finnaly plugins that make the server experience amazing that everyone will love and impossible to not like.

BEAT THAT CORRUPTERS!

 

POOF! Your wish is granted, and Ecocitycraft finally reaches that Utopian status, but then people start getting bored of Minecraft and slowly start leaving the server until there aren't enough to keep donations coming in and andrew has to close it down.

I wish for :mrgreen: to turn red

 

Poof, :mrgreen: turns red, but it turns out that the color code can't match with that so now it doesn't exist anymore.

I wish for ICE CREAM.

 

Poof!! ice cream soup :'( it melted and it's not bannana flovered

I wish for jack the ripper to come back to life

 

BAM! hes back to life, but he is locked in his coffin still and will remain there for 30 days until he dies again.

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 IRL dollars!!!!!!!!!

 

Poof, there it is. But you forget it is flammable.

I wish for PIE! BANANA FLAVORED PIE NOMNOMNOM.

 

Its yours. But it it only 2 molecules, one of crust and one of pie filling

I wish for this to be true: this statemnt is false

 

poof!! the wish granter broke trying to figure out wtf that wish means

i wish for all ice to melt then all water to turn to gass and burn (me pyro)

 

Poof, it happens, but only for 1 second.

I wish for me to be a Resident again!

 

Kablam! Your a resident. But your entire state has a blackout, and then a zombie apocalypse occurs preventing you from ever playing, and andrew takes a break in his zombie virus creating laboratory....

I wish for a zombie apocalypse which i and (ahem.... "she") survives :D