I've decided to spice things up in here!! >:^)) As the title says, you have to corrupt a wish. Example: Guy 1: I wish for eternal life. Guy 2: Granted, but you died that night due to a car crashing through your wall. I wish for one million dollars. Guy 3: Granted, but all your money burned in a fire. There you go! Be creative, be free, be silly!! Let's start then :^D I wish for a whale.
Granted, but then I throw my shoe at you. Then I get it back to throw it at you again. I wish for some Cheetos.
Granted, but time goes slower as you run so you arrive wherever you want to go at the time you would have at normal running speed. I wish to have a pet duck.