Granted, but instead you never woke up again.

I wish I didn't bump this post.

 

Granted, but it gets locked for necro.
I wish Berry was @gallionic in disguise.

 

Granted, however Gallionic believes he truly is Berry and refuses to accept his true identity.

I wish for a star rod.

 

Granted, however the star rod turns into an actual star and burns you up.

I wish for a melon sword.

 

Granted, but you forget to erep it and it breaks

I wish that I had fly+

 

Granted but then it fails and you fall to your death.

I wish for nothing.

 

She******
Anyway,
Granted, but then you make something out of nothing.
I wish that @Masonrf was not a nerd for one day in his life.

 

Granted, but then he becomes an annoying, narcissistic, sporty person who doesn't know 2+2.
I wish @SuburbSomeone wasn't a shrub for a day.

 

Granted, but then I became a fern and no one noticed me. ;-;
I wish that @KooJo would log in sometime.

 

Granted, however they only logged on for 1 second.

 

And your wish? :3

 

Restart:

I wish I could get 3 winner ratings on this post

 

Granted, But they are immediately revoked!

I wish for nothing.

@imSwag__

 

Wish Granted, but then I decide to give you an Optimistic rating for your thinking.

I wish someone gave me a effy7 for free

(Please grant dis wish! >.<)

 

Granted, however it is only a stone pickaxe titled 'Effy7'.

I wish for an infinite supply of potatoes that are edible. They will all resemble this potato:



This wish will go into effect immediately. The edible potatoes given will be real potatoes, given directly to my self on demand.

Best of luck corrupting my wish! ;)

 

Granted, Except the potatos are stolen and must be returned to the original owner.

I wish for you to corrupt my wish!

@Bashdash100

 

I do not believe this is corrupted sufficiently! I have on-demand potatoes. Why should it matter if someone were to steal a few?!

 

Uhh what's your wish? ;-;

 

Granted, but it gets hit by a car


I wish to be president