Granted but you get assassinated like JFK

I wish that I was tall

 

Granted, but you're so tall, you can't fit into normal buildings becuase of the ceiling height.

I wish I would stop posting here.

 

Granted, but then you stop being a nerd.
I wish I was born at 8:33 PM on February 8th.

 

Granted but then you have to consume so much food that the whole planet runs out of food then humanity is wiped out

I wish that ECC was back up -.-

 

Granted, but then staff decide to wipe the server and completely restart.

I wish suburb would stop rating all my posts.

 

Granted, but then everyone else on the server starts rating your posts

I wish that someone would make me a nice avatar ;-;

 

Granted. But it'll cost you 50k ecd ;)

I wish @idkhowtoplay stopped losing 1mil bets.

 

Granted, but the betting limit is increased to 2m and he does 2m bets instead.

I wish for increased intelligence.

 

Granted, but then you become extremely introverted and lonely.

I wish I could think of a good wish to wish for.

 

Granted, but every time you thought of a good wish, you lost a year of your life.

I wish for unlimited corgis

 

Granted. But they all look like Doge.

I wish I wasn't bronze anymore.

 

Granted, now you're unranked ^_^

oops i wish for money

 

Granted. You took a loan and now you're in debt ^.^

I wish I won life

 

Granted but it all burned
I wish for a small loan of a million dollars