I live in Texas.
Yes I say Y'all.
No I don't ride a horse to school.
I have a slight accent.

But seriously, BAGGED MILK?

 

Do you have snow days in Australia , where you can't go to school?

Stupidest question ^

eekelmo evilring dgam02

 

why u tag dgam? o-o he's murican

 

Naw , thought he was Stralian!

 

nub

 

icondigi eekelmo MURICA BEAOTCHES

 

I once had someone ask me if I spoke American, or only English.

lol...

 

Wut. Bagged Milk... I don't know what to say.

 

No. Canada. Canada is best.

 

I used to live in Hawaii and I still get stupid questions. The most recent one, and my personal favorite is if I celebrate Thanksgiving. >.>

 

I can't really call that a stupid question, because the only places thanksgiving is actually celebrated is in the US and Canada, although Hawaii is in the US, it's a bit different than general US.

 

Ah so then your from Pennsylvania not Jersey, so your Amish right?

Had an Australian say to me "Wait people actually live in Virginia? I thought Virginia was just full of cows and woods"

 

HAHA no.;)

 

I'm from vietnamese and people say:
Do you understand this? Ching-Chang-Chong!! - No, you are just sounding like a complete fool.
Do you eat dogs or cats!? - No, and I think that's gross.
Is it true people are homeless everywhere?! - Sometimes, but not always.
Falconaire

 

But I like da spring rolls.

 

Here's a list of questions I've legitimately received from people over my years:

1. Do you ski every day?

Don't be ridiculous. I snowboard.​

2. How hot does it get in the summer?

Depends on how close you are to the weekly wildfire​

3. Does Colorado have any other sports teams besides the Broncos?

Colorado is actually one of the few places that has a professional sports team in each of the five major sports (baseball, basketball, football, hockey, and soccer), although you wouldn't know it if you weren't a native. The only day of the year when the Broncos aren't number 1 is Opening Day for the Rockies.​

4. On a scale of Benedict Cumberbatch to Chuck Norris, how awesome is Peyton Manning?

Probably somewhere around Barney Stinson.​

5. Do you live in the mountains?

About half the state is mountainous but two-thirds of the population (including me) live in an area just east of the Rockies that's only about 300 square miles.​

6. Is it hard to breathe with the high altitude?

Us natives have actually evolved to a higher, more supreme state of survival capabilities that allow us to live comfortably in such conditions. Soon we will be able to live without oxygen altogether, making us the perfect army to take over the rest of the nation. Jk, it's really not that bad, stop crying.​

7. Is everyone in Colorado rich?

Minus the millions of homeless ans struggling people? I don't know where you would get that idea, we're not much better off than any other state. ​

8. Do you travel to Utah a lot?

It's a six hour drive from Denver to Utah. Ain't nobody got time fo dat. ​

9. Where were you when the Aurora Theater Attack happened?

Asleep. I was at the DMV waiting to get my drivers permit when I first heard about it.​

 

Here is probably the dumbest question out of this entire thread that has been asked to me like fifteen times.

Oh? You live in Portugal, thats cool. I don't really know where it is, but I think its part of spain.


-UltimatefacedeskIngage-

 

ROFL