Come on, I thought this forum only talks about Extremly Cute Cats! (ECC=Extremely cute cats)

 

Why can blame a dolphin for everything it does? It always has a porpoise


I think that's how it goes :p

 

Harryhaz1

 

LOL! This is sooo punny!!

 

i know you are, but what am i?

 

What do you call mail sent up the chimney on Christmas?
Blackmail

 

Who was the most musical cheese of all?
Mozzart

 

Give vampires money! They need to bleed their kids!

I was HUNGARY one day.
So I was RUSSIAN to the kitchen!
In the fridge I found some TURKEY and CHILE.
But there was GREECE on the meat!
THE END

What did one tomato say to the other?
I'll ketch up with you later.

 

I heard all of them except the vampire one.

 

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

duncan - Victoria, BC​

6. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Holloway - Califonia​

7. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Sammy - Ottawa​

8. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

Dave H - Hayward CA​

9. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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6I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

Wow phiphiphi, that's sooo punny!

 

I named my printer Bob Marley, because its always Jammin' :p

 

I don't get it...

 

Do you know who Bob Marley is? If not ask Google.

 

Yes, I know who he is, I just don't understand why it's funny...

 

Printer jams when trying to print and Marley jams on the guitar; There are multiple uses of the word Jam in the pun.
Hope this helps :)

 

...lol nope. Just to clear this up, this is Bob Marley from "A Chrismtas Carol"?

 

No, lol, Bob Marley the Rock Legend, Google him.