By the sheer power of the force... and/or whip out a wand and cast a bubblehead charm/apparate.

You just watched the last bottle of soda to ever be created on earth be drank by a billionaire. The main ingredients for soda are gone. There will never be another bottle. How do you survive without soda?

 

Drink water. Healthier.

No more youtube. What do you do?

 

Go on dailymotion.
Your body fat percentage is 97 percent. What do you do?

 

Get a knife, cut it all out!

You get bad grades and your parents take your computer away.

 

Graduate and move out. No parents to take away laptop. Profit?


Your crush is eyeing the only piece of candy left. You REALLY want that candy. You also REALLY like this girl.

 

Take the candy immediately. Open it up, divide it, give the bigger half to her and eat it together. This whole giving it to the crush is too old. Girls like creativity :D

No more sushi in the world o;

 

Build a rocket. Go to a different world. Sushi is the greatest invention on earth. I will find more fish.

All caffiene is gone from the galaxy.

 

Steal all the caffine from the next galaxy.

You have a job in an office cubicle in a skyscraper in New York. (Way too many "in's" back there) There happens to be a fault line directly under the building, and an 8.0 magnitude earthquake strikes.

 

Form a parachute out of office supplies such as the plastic bags. Tape about 50 plastic bags together to form a large sheet of plastic. Take string from clothes, tie it to 4 corners of the sheet. Now take stapler, break glass and jump with your parachute.

You are in hawaii when the seemingly dormant volcano under you starts to erupt. (Planes are destroyed) What do you do?

 

Let Jesus take the wheel.


You are in an sg 1v1 and have been for 5 minutes, a mod is yelling at you to finish up the match but the other player has full iron and kit Miq. You are unarmed.
What do you do?

 

noob it by shifting the whole way :D

you realize Doctor Who is awesome but cant find any of the seasons anywhere. What do you do?

 

Grab a Tardis and make my own adventures.


The apocalypse is coming and you know when. There is a slight chance you could stop it but only if you agree to give up your favorite thing on the planet.

 

My favorite thing is ECC... so no

Earth has been blown up and you survived in a capsule with 15 seconds of air with your best friend, what do you say?

 

"GG"

You're in a thread about situations trying to come up with a good situation, what do you do?

 

Google "Funny things to put on threads"

You are selected for the 76th annual Hunger Games, what do you do?

 

I win. Ofc.

You are stuck on an island in the middle of the bermuda triangle. There is no hope for help. The island appears to be less than inhabitable, what do you do?

 

You realize the island is a clue to solve the mystery of the Bermuda triangle. Through careful inspection you notice a button in the sand. With uneasiness, you press the button and wince at whatever may come next. A giant 456.34 ft Puffer-fish rises out of the water and grants you the magic mustache. Because of how buoyant and light hair is, you were able to float all the way back to your homeland. In the time of 2 years, you publish a child's bed-time story called "Mr. Pufferfish and his magic mustache". You gain 4.2313 billion dollars and are declared the richest person in the world. Soon you lose all of you money due to investing it all in the company "Chili-powder eye-wash". The company was sued for 4.2313 billion dollars and you are now broke. You soon meet a wonderful woman and realize your common interests with writing books You and your new wife publish a new book called the "49 Shades of Orange". And you once again become rich. You live your life happily and retire at the age of 29.

Your hot pocket is too hot. If you wait too long it gets cold and you get poisoned with food poisoning, if you bite too early, you burn your tongue off. How do you know the right time to bite?

 

I'll feed it to my little brother first and we figure out from there.

You have to sit on a chair with your head strapped for the rest of your life and the only form of food/drink is soup but you have to use chopsticks. What do you do?

 

Tilt the cop sticks to have the soup dribble down the length of the stick so I can drink it (like a glass rod and a beaker)

- your stuck in a bedrock box suspended above lava and u have 1 stick and 2 diamonds with no work bench ._. How do u escape! ?

 

you /home

you realize fezzes are cool. what do you do? (#doctorwho XD)