Frank stepped out of his station wagon and onto the hot pavement of his driveway one July evening. It had been a long day at the factory and he was exhausted by the time he entered the meager, one-story house he shared with his wife and daughter. With his pipe in one hand and that morning's paper in the other, he dropped down into his recliner and began browsing the latest news. The front page was the same as always, an update on the boys in Vietnam and the latest on some protests in Mississippi or Georgia. A slight smile reached his lips when he read about Duke Snyder's two-run double in the 11th to lift the Dodgers over their cross-town rival Yankees. At least something's going right these days Frank thought. Just then, a little blonde ball of pure energy and innocence came bursting into the room carrying a doll and an advertisement pamphlet from the mail.
"Daddy, Daddy!" cried the child.
"Well hello there, Suzie" Frank replied. "How's my little girl?"
Little Suzie didn't even bother to answer the tired father's question, immediately inquiring about a new toy that's been released.
"They're called Steveshizzles, Daddy and they're all the rage! Mary and Wendy have one and I want one too!"
"I don't know, Suzie," Frank answered, "they sound awfully expensive, and you know the factory doesn't pay me well enough."
"But Daddy, they're cheap. Anyone can afford them, and they'll do whatever you want for you!" the little girl pleaded.
"Alright" said Frank, "but don't break it like you did with your last new toy."


These weren't uncommon scenes in many homes during the Golden Days. The Steveshizzle was a household staple for families up until the incident that caused a global recall by the FDA in 1994. Years of testing and development later, and these wonderful little things are ready to go back up on the market. Now you can have your very own Steveshizzle just like your parents likely did, and the best part is there's no set price! You can pay whatever you want Subject to approval and your Steveshizzle will literally do whatever you want!

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They do anything without all the obnoxious and sassy attitudes of a Harryhaz1 or a Falconaire!

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