*buys card* *counts the 200 rent made from random 3rd player for landing on B&O railway (i got all 4)*

Help! player 4 is gaining on my net worth!

 

Charges 3rd player 1000 dollars for landing on my new york ave. with a hotel.

Help! I don't want to land on andrewkm's boardwalk/parkplace with hotels!

 

Sorry, buddy *points to the roll on the dice that lands you on boardwalk* its too late for that.

Help! we need a new "help im _____ by a _____!' theme, our monopoly game just ended with andrew winning!

 

i haxors life and take andrews monopoly money

help im Getting chased by Slender man wanting my soul for his soul collection!

 

*runs up to slender* Yo stick fig! Over here ya Ender Fart! *slender stares at me* oh crud.
-1 min. later-
Help! Im getting chased by a slender man who wants to killll me!!

 

Awhh...I'll let you get caught.

Help! I'm being attacked by an angry Mr.Monopoly!

 

I pull out the dog token and have him defend you.

Help The dog is now hungry for me!!!

 

*Throws dog food on jrg*

Help! I'm drowning!

 

Help I can't remember any... what was I saying?

 

I administer memory-replacing medicine.

Help! I'm being mobbed by my adorers!

 

I poke out your eyes so you don't have to look at them!

Help! Saxton Hale and Captain Falcon are boxing! They'll create a paradox!

 

*Ignores what you said, never heard of them people*

Help! Pokeboy is attacking me because i laughed at his 1 positive rating!

 

It's okay, you can make fun of me because i have none!

 

I do nothing...you didn't ask for help...

Help! I'm not being asked for help by juke416!

 

He telepathically begs for your assistance later.

Help! I don't need help.

 

I take all your money and possessions so you need help getting them back!

Help! tguy is trying to take his items back!

 

Here! Toss em all over to me!

Help! My invincible bunker is being destroyed by an even more angry tguy!

 

ermmm....

*attaches ECO$ to string and ties to a plane flying away*
There that should keep him busy for a while :D

HELP! I DON'T NEED TO BE HELPED!

 

Then I won't help you, have a nice day.

I don't need help either, move along.

 

*Pushes you down a staircase, then calls an ambulence*

Help! Jason forgot who he is, and he thinks i'm his mom!