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  1. georgegeorgechen Builder
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    Joke Contest​
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    Do you think you have a funny joke? Post it on this thread for a chance to win $2000. ​
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    Rules: ​
    The joke must be 100 words or less. ​
    Must be appropriate. ​
    Must be original. DO NOT PLAGIARIZE!!!!!!!!!!​
    You can post multiple jokes. Preferred if all were in the same post.​
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    Also, please keep all irrelevant comments out of this thread. Thank You!!!​
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    Prize: $2000. The two best jokes I, georgegeorgechen, pick will also win a ender pearl.​
    There is no time limit. Good Luck everyone!!!​
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    Format:​
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    Joke:​
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    #1 georgegeorgechen, Dec 14, 2012
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    In game name: _ObsidianMonkey_
    Joke: Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?"
    God: "So you would love her."
    Man: "But God, why you make her so dumb?"
    God: "So she would love you!"
     
    #2 _ObsidianMonkey_, Dec 16, 2012

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    In game name: SlowPixel

    Joke: So did you hear about agnostic dyslexic? He wasn't sure if he believed in Dog or not.
     
    #3 SlowPixel, Dec 16, 2012

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    In game name joshual1996

    Joke. Josh: how can you tell if its raining cats and dogs
    Rosy:how?
    Josh:when you step on a poddle

    Joke: so one day a guy was at a park when he aat down and notice
    A lamp so when he rubbed the lamp a mahical geunie came out and told him
    That he had 1 wish and the guy said I'm going to have to think abought it
    Then the genie said ok and disaperd as the guy got and stroled trow the park he got
    Into his car and turend up teh radio and started sing to the theame song
    I wish I was a oscer myer winner then poof he was a oscermyr winne.
     
    #4 joshual1996, Dec 17, 2012

  5. georgegeorgechen Builder
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    Nice first one however i do not quite understand the second one.
     
    #5 georgegeorgechen, Dec 17, 2012

  6. georgegeorgechen Builder
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    Nice joke
     
    #6 georgegeorgechen, Dec 17, 2012

  7. Harryhaz1 RIP Lava sponge.
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    He kinda said it wrong, basically, he's singing " oh I wish I was an Oscarmyr wiener" and the genie granted his wish
     
    #7 Harryhaz1, Dec 17, 2012

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    Chuck Noris doesn't vote for EcoCityCraft, EcoCityCraft votes for Chuck Noris!
    -a18
     
    #8 a18greek18, Dec 17, 2012

  9. georgegeorgechen Builder
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    oh thanks for the clarification.
     
    #9 georgegeorgechen, Dec 17, 2012

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    np
     
    #10 Harryhaz1, Dec 17, 2012

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    IGN: Ninjajake1234

    Joke:
    You-Hey I have a paper joke for you!
    Other Guy- What?
    You-Wait, I have to warn you, it's TEAR-able!
     
    #11 ninjajake1234, Dec 19, 2012

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    IGN: ReDnAx1991
    Joke: I wanted to make a joke about chemistry, but all the good ones ARGON
     
    #12 ReDnAx1991, Dec 20, 2012

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    IGN: ReDnAx1991
    Joke: Did you ECCers hear about the affair between Oxygen and Magnesium, OMg when Nitrogen hears about this he will say: "NO this can't be".
     
    #13 ReDnAx1991, Dec 20, 2012
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  14. ReDnAx1991 Builder
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    Question: A brown bear and a white bear jumped into the water, why did the white bear never surface again?
    Answer: He was polar
     
    #14 ReDnAx1991, Dec 20, 2012

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    IGN: ReDnAx1991
    Question: What should you do with a dead chemist?
    Answer: BARIUM
     
    #15 ReDnAx1991, Dec 20, 2012

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    Joke: A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
     
    #16 ReDnAx1991, Dec 20, 2012

  17. ReDnAx1991 Builder
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    IGN: ReDnAx1991
    Joke: A teacher was showing the class an experiment, she threw Sodium Chloride at the students. One students shouted "Miss you can't do that it's a-salt"
     
    #17 ReDnAx1991, Dec 20, 2012
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  18. EpicAssassin158 Builder
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    In-game name : EpicAssassin158

    Joke: I shall warn you before you open the spoiler that this is sort of harsh language
    what's the difference between a rangerover and a hedgehog... the pricks are in the inside.
     
    #18 EpicAssassin158, Dec 20, 2012
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  19. georgegeorgechen Builder
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    not very original. I have seen that one before
     
    #19 georgegeorgechen, Dec 20, 2012

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    #20 sporty05, Dec 20, 2012
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