I crush you with a 50,000 carat diamond (1 carat = 0.2 gram, 50,000 catar = 10 tons).

 

*crushes diamond*

 

I replace your construction tools by fake-diamond tools. You use mcmmo tree feller, your axe splinters into dozens of pieces and you die.

 

*pulls off the elfs ears*

 

*chokes lolelf with his own hat*

 

A diamond crushes you. Not even your hard hat can save you.

 

Correct. And now I use the magic energy stored in the diamond to create a black hole where you are standing. Goodbyeeee!

 

Throw you up into the air until you a fighter jet targets you and shoots you with a missile going at mach 3. KABOOM

 

*eats elf*

 

I make you swallow the diamond. It's hard to digest 5,000 carat of compressed carbon... :)

 

Transport diamond to middle-earth. Carry you to mount doom. Throw you in the lava along with a hairless, mentally unstable and gray hobbit.

 

*Gollum face*
ME PRECIOUS! NOOOOOO!
*Throws @thehockeykids2 after the diamond, the diamond itself is spit out again and he catches it*

 

*eats diamond*

 

Chokes lolelf with a diamond.