Gives too many cookies too on Christmas.

 

Creeper go boom boom.
'Nuff said

 

put nyan cat in toaster

 

*Pushes elf off a cliff down into a ravine with very sharp diamond spikes at the bottom*

 

I use a flamethrower while you are still down there. Diamonds are compressed carbon...and that burns well...then I sell the produced coal dust for 0.25$ (Glowstone block - dust ratio).

 

I take away any regen potion from you. Aswell, I hit you with antimatter until every single atom of you has been eternally annihilated.

 

Diamond falls down, hits the ground, and crashes in pieces.

 

Same applies to you after eating your poptart fuel.

 

The diamond absorbs such a vast amount of sunlight energy that it immediately collapses.

 

With the help of a patented IndustrialCraft Diamond Drill I easily pierce through your mask. it breaks and your complete face is visible to everyone.

 

*Kicks lolelf and it breaks*

 

*kicks 314 while kicks lolelf*

 

I enter emongolab's emongolab and throw around some dangerous chemicals.
'nuff said.

 

*Shoots the elf with evil powers which causes lolelf123 to slowly collapse*