Turns you into paper then rips you @scratch908 :sneaky:

 

Turns you into charcoal and uses you as fuel.

 

Shouldn't of had the poison burrito today, eh?

 

*Hands over poison potato* Here, one perfectly safe, ready to eat, poison, I mean plain potato.

 

*slaps it away cause it smelled like dog, went into your mouth*

 

* nukes JNation* :p

 

*Takes away your features, dies from depression*

 

*calls in an air strike to blow up your house*

 

*Takes your 20k, you try to get it back but die in the process.*

 

*some how finds your minecraft client launched, has you jump into a pit of lava.*

 

Hacks your pc and has it transform into a killing machine. :p

 

Hires Matrix_rep as a hit man to kill you.

 

*Hires Bob The Builder to make a gas chamber*

 

*bribes The Builder to fill the walls with ANFO and give me the detonator.*

 

*Throws you in quicksand then throws a cactus on top of you for torture.*

 

don't tag me for stupid shit.

 

fixed it :)

 

*Digs a hole in my back yard and throws you in it* *throws kukelekuuk00 on top of you for torture* *fills in the hole*

 

*uss a bow to shoot you with an arrow*