*shoots poison dart*

 

Atomic bomb with nuke destroys u. >:D

 

*comes back from the dead and slaps you with an anvil*

 

As you slap me i use special anti-anvil stuff to make me invisinible to anvils and stare at the mily way. HOW THE F*** are you on planet. U HUMONGOUS. I find new planet and nuke the nuked milky way place with an nuke atomic bomb.

 

I already live in another galaxy, you just killed your family :O

 

no. I TOOK FAMILY WIT ME

 

They were decoys that I created :3

 

but u galaxy. U HAVE NO ARMS. You see i found my actual parents and replaced what u though were real with fake. HA

 

I created 69 decoys, you never found the real ones :3 and I regrow meh arms

 

Santa Burger Sees all of this, both of you get a present! Its a bomb! Merry Christmas! WELCOME TO HELL!

 

*hands over a (poison) Ham Burger* Don't worry, it is not poisoned or anything... *walks off before the police arrive*

 

Erases you

 

hits you with a car.

 

Goes back in time and kills your mom

 

You can't kill Xabi Alonso.

 

Who?
Shoots u with a crossbow

 

*Places precise pass in the path of the arrow and deflects it back at doge*

 

You make me eat my own kind? HOW DARE YOU! *Repeatedly slaps in face until death*

 

*tries to murder you in your sleep.* *goes to jail trying.*

 

suffocates u