shrek descends from the heavens and while doing so pulls out a single booger from his hairy nostril and flicks it on the camera whilst exclaiming "its all ogre now" as a nuclear bomb is dropped in the background with gandhi playing "stairway to nirvana" on the sitar

 

The controller of Kermits hand removes itself from Kermit and chokes the puppet.

 

/kill

 

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

 

*pushes into lava

 

You explode when I get close.

 

*gives BLT a sphere* *it's too much for her mind to handle* *her brain fries*

 

Whatever dark and scary area they are in has wolves who devour them.

 

*attaches to cinderblock and rope, throws off cliff*

 

*zips up hoodie and suffocates with the hood.

 

My pet Cerberus eats you.

 

I pour holy water on your face and you burn to death.

 

Holy water doesn't work on Demi-Gods, nor any greek mythology monster/person.

Cerberus eats you too ;)

 

Your pantz rip and ur not waring under rooa we see a blavk hole form

 

Gahhh, i tried XD

*searches how to kill a Demi-God

I stab you with a Stygian Iron sword. Now PERISH.

 

I use my magic on you

One does not simply beat the cage

 

I die and go to the underworld, where my father Hades, keeper of the Underworld, lets me go back to the world.

I use Anaklusmos, a sword used by Perseus.
Die.

 

*explosion*