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I'm seriously thinking about changing my avatar to INDESTRUCTIBLE in big letters

 

The wind blows and knocks down a tree which breaks the server running the website and the picture gets lost.

 

My indestructible avatar looks at you. *hears sound of laser then explosion*

 

The # is really a shrukien and tears through all the letters in your avatar.

 

I....am....INDESTRUCTIBLE

 

You are matthew_gruber. Not INDESTRUCTIBLE.

 

No No no. If you really want to make somebody mad you have to. Say "hello INDESTRUCTIBLE I'm <insert name here>"

 

The chair flips, you hit your head, and no one notices and you die.

 

The woman is tired of the pelican getting all up in her face and strangles it to death.

 

Your "friends" all start strangling you for no apparent reason.

 

The roof collapses and kills both you and the bird.

 

Bob is spawned…. Thats all

 

You watched that too? Lol

 

:)
lol no?

 

The dragon scorches the person, but not enough to instantly kill. He dies weeks later after time in agony from the burns.

 

the dragon then turns on ya ;)

 

The cliff breaks and crumbles from all the intense fighting and the guy dies because the distance is farther than 24 blocks and his FF4 boots broke while fighting Smaug.

 

but then a dragon comes and devourz the otter guy

 

The dragon catches itself on fire.