Snow melts, water evaporates penguins dies

 

;-; Bob the builder is killed in a freak construction accident.

 

Giant head ray melts glacier the penguins are on. The orcas enjoy feeding time. Sorry penguins (I LOVE YOU)

 

hmmm k

While spinning around like a mad man, accidentally runs into a cremating machine .-..

 

Santa runs out of food, has to kill the elves to survive

 

I put raw fish in a net on a crane, and lead the penguins into a cage!

 

um um um, hockey is considered illegal and cops kill anyone who likes it .-.

 

http://www.howtokillapenguin.com/

 

;-; i cri

umm..... hackey human accidentally kills llama, penguin retaliates by killing hackey human

 

ur under water i think so you drown :D

 

umm..... my avatar is a penguin and penguins realistically kinda live in the water so :p

Assuming from your name, a lot of light comes and lights you up.

 

Piano falls on head. Dead.

 

um um um um..... All the old games are burned

 

Chokes on grape...

 

The roof pulls back and you drown in old Atari games.

 

A random coconut falls from the sky and squishes you!

 

Creeper explodes, knocking you back into a pit of lava. An Enderman happens to be there, and your lack of a pumpkin makes him attack you, ultimately resulting in your painful death.

 

You trip and spill your starbucks onto your iphone. The coffee activates secret code on the iphone, causing it to turn into a transformer, that then proceeds to step on you. Splat!

 

Water Comes Out Of Nowhere and you dont know how to swim