AND A FORK!?!?!?!?

 

Using a spork

 

With A Dorc!

 

Using a knife to eat soup.

 

And A Fork To Eat Water!

 

Spawn !!!!!

 

Dawn!

 

drawing a picture of the cat that says OBEY.

 

Drawing a picture of me being awesome... Duh...

 

Spawn!!

 

Er… in one of the towns you're mayor/co-mayor of!

 

Taking 100 hours to complete Labyrinth when it's not open to the public and no one has time to do anything about getting it up, including myself :/

 

He's at all possible locations at once.

 

Earth.

 

Somewhere within the universe. Hopefully not in the void.

 

Mars.

Hint, for the next person guessing where I am, a better question would be when am I. jk

 

You are in the present time in the universe

 

Unless you're near a black hole. Then you slowly become part of the past.

 

You where/are at a device you can use to post the message above.

I am sorry, but this simply is not true. It is not limited to a black hole, just limited to an object that has a gravitational pull, the bigger, the bigger the effect is. (speed also works) And, I would not become part of the "past", but I would just age slower, as it is the same (universal) time for everyone. An exampale of the way you said it would be this, if I stayed near a black hole long enough, I would be in the year 1930, but that simply is not true. If I stayed there the same amount of time, the date would be the same for me as it is for someone else, (amusing we both started on the same date.) but I would have aged less than the other person.

I'll also leave this here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_time_dilation