Discussion in 'SG, PvP & Clans' started by matrix_rep, May 8, 2016.
Oh lol one sec
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Picture of IRL house:
Poems that you have created in the past:
A cactus once said that he had a wet head,
And the very next day I found him dead.
So I went on my computer and my research gave a clue,
To revive the dead cactus you must put it in a shoe.
But the only problem left was the stupidest of all,
I picked up the cactus and now my bleeding hand needed alcohol.
I had a shoe just round the corner and the cactus in one hand,
I'd risk my hand or play it safe by applying medical attention beforehand.
But like the idiot I am, safety is never first.
I put the cactus in the shoe and it looked like a godly rebirth.
I then went to a desert and put the cactus in the sand,
And now all that I had to do was fix my bleeding hand.
I shoved it in the fridge and let everything freeze,
Then to make sure it was clean I gave it a little spray of Febreze.
My hand looked as good as new after a couple weird-looking rituals,
And once I finished throwing watermelons at my hand I felt rather spiritual.
I have no idea why I made this poem.
New York Rangers.
Are you sure you aren't talking about the Winnipeg Jets?
I am sure, and I will not take it back!