LOL

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems don't rhyme
Refrigerator

 

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in the lobby
And every time a burglar came
It's whistled on the Bobby

 

Umm...
The koala.

 

I'm the boss
You do not cross
The king of my domain
For the day
No work, all play
Is found in my refrain

Love to eat
The prime of meat
So sad 'til I get some
'Tis so sweet
And such a treat
Boy, they can be so dumb

Hate to dress
Give me caress
No bother with the slime
Have to dig
In it real big
Archaeology time

When I'm beat
I have a seat
Take my favorite spot
No compete
It's so complete
Out of my royal cot!

Here to stay
I love to lay
Napping is not a farse
I'm a dog
Who's a couch hog
So move your big fat a**!

 

ain't nobody time for THAT

 

Roses are red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem makes me want to
Throw a brick at you.

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Be my Valentine,
I'm waiting for you.

Blood is red,
Bruises are blue,
Don't say 'no'

 

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to poop, but only farted
Later on I took a chance
Tried to fart, but pooped my pants.
#Stolen :D