''Its so simple to be wise, just think of something stupid to say and don't say it.'' -Sam Levenson

 

''to be old and wise you first have to be young and stupid'' - anonymous

 

''I am not worried about the deficit, it is big enough to take care of itself.'' - Ronald Reagan

 

"The only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow." - Dr Walter Bishop

 

"Don't clap too hard, it's a very old building."
-John Osborne

“Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?”
-Anonymous

"Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe."
-Albert Einstein

"Everything must be perfect!"
-Every OCD person ever

"Oooohhh! What does this button do?"
-DeeDee

"Sometimes life is not a cakewalk served up on a silver spoon."
-Pinkie Pie

"Kids, never believe anything you read on the internet."
-Abraham Lincoln

 

"when life gives you lemons, squirt the lemon juice into life's eyes and yell "I don't want any damn lemons! I wan't candy!" into life's ears." ~some one in my school that told me the quote but didn't say who it was by.

 

"If who I am is what I have, then who will I be if what I have is taken from me?"

"If you only do today, what you did yesterday, then tomorrow you will only have what you have today."

 

"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger."

"I have never, in my life, learnt anything from a man who has agreed with me."

“People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” - I normally try to stay away from Apple, but I thought this quote was great. :)

 

are you sure thats from abraham lincoln?

internet?

 

https://www.facebook.com/love.peace.unity.respect
"Never let people's negativity ruin your vibe. Have confidence"
"The more we see the positive side of life, the more positive we become"

“If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.” -Martin Luther King Jr.

 

''My wallet is like an onion, when I open it I cry'' - lower than middle class

 

''with great power comes a great electricity bill.'' - anonymous

 

i am saying that abraham lincoln wasnt alive when we had internet.

 

"Even the mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until it starts working."
-Abraham Lincoln

 

"only the dead have seen the end of the war"

"War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left"

 

"When I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?"

"The ride back was invigorating. The turbulence over Ohio was like being in the belly of a seizing whale. I screamed like a little girl."

"We're all mutants. What's more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal."

"Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours."

"In the seventies, I innocently wandered into the wrong home and it was three days before I realized my mistake. And unlike Olivia, the woman with whom I was sharing a bed didn't look like my wife at all."

"Did you happen to bring any candy?"

~ Walter Bishop

 

"The definition of irony: a bunch of idiots flying in a plane, singing and dancing to a song by a band that was famous by dying in a plane crash." Steve Buscemi, Con Air