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  1. NossaFlossa

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    Allow me to give you a quick rundown of the Bogdanoff brothers.
    • in contact with aliens
    • rumoured to possess psychic abilities
    • said to be violent and intimidating in private
    • own castles and banks all over the world
    • rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
    • own several nuclear plants
    • learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
    • ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
    • own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
    • first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
    • rule France with an iron but fair fist
    • kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
    • currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
    • sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
    • will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
    • the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
    • the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
    • own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
    • own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
    • if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
    • both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
    • Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
    • The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
    • In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
     
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    [​IMG]What did he say in the phonecall that saved europe?
     
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    WAT did I just read