WeAlLnEeDaLiFe

 

You snipe lotto in real life
When you don't shout because you want to keep your $1000, instead you whisper.

 

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drats i thought this was number 1

 

When I look at the houses in my neighborhood, I think "Who designed this crap?!"

 

well #1 sometimes i forget I cant teleport IRL
#2 omg -_- I forgot i cant use /kit water when im thirsty irl
#3 I forget I cant fly
#4 when I have too much crap to carry, I think i can put it in my inventory...then i remember that i dont have one..

*CONCLUSION* Im a very smart (<---sarcastic) asian

 

Well if someone breaks my foam sword (which has happened before) I tell them to give me back my 400k or a $80 giftcard or I'll report them. (Melon sword reference)

 

Or just /toggle downfall :p

 

Lol