Tree gets struct by lightning is gone

I have a piece of dirt

 

i feed it to my pet shovel

i have a helicopter

 

I throw potatoes at the helicopter until it breaks and no longer works

I have a piece of glowstone

 

i use a piston line to move it to my lair

i have a fat, ugly and slow cow horse named bessie

 

I h4x and steal the sword from it's stable

I have an apple

 

*Does research and discovers that Jbucks is a type of currency that is worth 5x as much as eco $s.* I walk up to you and pull the same scam one would on a child. "I'll give you 1 ecopenny for a single Jbucks. You of course assume I am being ripped off... I do so infinitely, transfer back into eco $s and made $50million muhahahaha...


I have a castle.

 

I crush your castle and pillage it.

I have Resident status.

 

i eat your status?

i know where my builder house is

 

I buy the town and destroy the house.

I have a melon sword named LightSaber.

 

But you don't have 1.21 gigawatts!

I have nothing.

 

*takes your nothing away by giving you something*

I have an adorable puppy.

 

*eats puppy*

I have a box

 

There's a cat in there wants dead and alive rambling about quantum stuff... Either way I have a new pet and your box... Suck it

Also, no one under any circumstances can take my bubble blowing tuba... EVER

 

I took your bubble blowing tuba.

I have a spawn shop

 

I eat his horse

I have immunity to everything

 

Plague comes back, you die.

I have ginger ale

 

It gets stale and not bubbly after being out for two years.
I haz 1.