So many times over my years I've seen people say, "I want to buy mayor but I'm too poor and working for money is too hard and also I'm just a kid blah blah blah." Well fear not citizens, I have come to rescue your impoverished and lazy lives. This step-by-step guide will let you earn more than enough to buy mayor in just a few short hours without having to mine or farm. Step 1. Turn your computer off, put some pants on, and go outside. Step 2. Go to 2 neighbors' houses, offer to mow their lawns at $10/lawn. Step 3. Mow the heck out of those lawns, collect payment. You now have $20. Step 4. Get back online and use that 20 bucks to sell tp to someone at just 5k/usd (you may need to convince mom or pop to lend you their credit card in exchange for your lawn money) Step 5. Make a contract and all that boring stuff and buy some dude his feature. Now you've got 100k and you didn't need to pick up a sword or pick axe once.
