Having killed off all the humans and this depleting their only source of sustenance, the zombies quickly die off leaving the planet uninhabited. A new life source emerges and the planet repeats the evolutionary process again. This time, however, the hill is ruled by a democratic representative government rather than a monarchy.

The hill is now a republic

 

I use the default bukkit kit to summon the holy head of notch himself. The head is able to solve the world's problems and becomes the idol of all living creatures in the universe. And I own the head.

MY HILL.

 

While you are sleeping I steal the head.
I am the king of the hill.

 

I shoot the head in the head and my army transforms you to a zombie.
I am the king of the hill head.

 

The hill is actually made out of bedrock and can not be moved...
I am the king of the hill.

 

I use worldedit and //cut the hill. Then I //paste it in a singleplayer level you can't access.
MY hill!

 

I ask a mod to remove this thread and thus the hill is owned by nobody anymore and will never be able to be claimed again.

The hill became a free-for-all monument about the fight between the people who posted on this thread. :)

 

I go into stealth mode, assassinating all mods who try to stop players from claiming the hill. Also, assassinating all the other players whom are trying to take over the hill.
I am now, King Of The Hill

 

In /v you can't attack other players. Also, if you are /v-ing towards them in a PvP-zone, it's feature abuse. Your feature is removed and andrewkm himself uses /god and claims the hill. :)

[Server owner] = [King of the hill]

 

I snap [server owner]'s neck and walk on the hill like a baus.
I'm the king of the hill

 

I put a peice of chocolate/candy just out of your reac and as you go to pick it up i push you over and beat you.
"I
Am the kin of the hill"

 

I passby and jump in halfway through the fight and and protect bobby.
We are both Kings of the hill.

 

There can only be ONE! Fight to the death!

 

We make another hill xD

 

People finally realize that there's no point to fighting over a mound of dirt and leave.
SkyRock is still king of the hill but nobody cares

 

Everybody realizes but me. I fin out that under a dirt layer there are thousands of diamond blocks. I don't claim the hill but mine it all with an eff7 and /sell it. I am the king of the hill richest person on ECC.

(It only took approx. 90k blocks to reach more than 20m ECD.)