I effectively land on a planet and name it The Hill. However George crashes into the sun and can not reply to this thread xD.
I am Ruler/Owner/Conqueror/King of The Hill.

 

A rare disease kills you.

I am the king of the hill.

 

People find out that you faked your death and they kill you.

I am the King of the Hill

 

You fall and impale yourself in the head.

I am the King of The Hill.

 

You get shot by a sniper

I am king of the hill


-dpatt888

 

I use my magical powers to teleport everyone without pyro plus on the hill to the sun where they burn to death. If they have pyro plus I will send you to deep space while you aimlessly float around the rest of your days.Then I use my magic powers to teleport the hill to the moon, I go on the moon and make a magical barrier around the moon. I am the kingpin of the hill mwahahahahah

 

Control Y redoes it and it happens again.

I am King of The Hill

 

I land my airplane on you.

I am the king of the hill

 

I use Chuck Norris powers.

I am king of the kill.

 

I crush you like a block.

I am king of the hill.

 

I kick a soccer ball into your head, and you fall off

I am king of the hill

 

I just am the king of the hill

 

I throw a guitar at you.
I am king of the hill.

 

I knock you off the hill with my trumpet - I am King of the Hill.

 

Su.