I smack a Pie into your face and /jump to the top.
Then I build a fort which I equip with laser defense weapons. I am the Pi of the hill.

 

K so I kill the server with haxors and im the only one online and everyone else is permabanned and there is no possible way to ever return for any of you, it's absolutely impossible and never will happen. I close the server and stand at the top of the lonely hill and cry. I am the king of the hill, but it's too much depression. I jump off and lose 9 hearts, then step in lava to get finished off. There is no king of the hill. Ever. Mods, please lock this thread.

 

Thank goodness you are not the OP and since you killed yourself, I am now King of the Hill!

 

I use awesome mod hax to lock the hill away from everybody. Then I use even more op mod hax to post on a locked thread.
~ I am the king of the hill. ~​

 

But the thread or hill isn't locked, and I come.

I am the king of the hill.

 

I have no idea who you are :playful:
I am king of the hill.

 

I steal your EcoLegend forum medal!

I am King of the hill.

 

I demote you from Ecolegend.

I am the king of the hill.

 

Becomes Server owner and /Bans you.

I am King of the hill.

 

I use the server console and ban you.

I am the king of the hill.

 

I take over the Internet and destroy all opponents via hacks/codes.
I am the King of the Hill

 

I now have to pull out my anti-hack/cheat program and destroy them.
I am the King of the Hill.

 

I am Jakeyray.

I am King of the hill.

 

I throw a block at you. I am the king of the hill.

 

I crush you with an anvil.
I am King of the Hill!

 

The inactivity limit for town claims goes down to three months, and I claim the hill. No one can ever take the hill again.

I am the king of the hill.

 

You serve a 3 month tempban and I claim the hill.
I am the king of the hill.

 

You serve a 3 month tempban for giving a 3 month tempban, and my ban is reduced to 1 minute.
I am king of the hill.