Larknae
What this is: just a fun (fake) thing about a newspaper
Info:
Located of the coast of arlendia
Residents :roughly 43,000
TODAYS NEWS
John Carnae, the local baptist has been charged of scamming
When: early tuesday
Who: bank of Larknae
Info: John Carnae entered the bank at around 2:14 pm, and went to the toilet for 2o minutes. Came out and waited for a worker to open the vault at 2:30 pm. Then stabbed the worker and tried to flee with $33,000 but was caught by the police shortly after 3 o'clock. Trial next monday. Facing life or death in prison.
Police Blotter:
Bank Robbery: John carnae, 2:30 pm
store vandalized: local flower store vandalized
man hit: man was leaving train station when hit in the face by unknown assailant
New SCHOOL!
The commitee has decided to built a new middle school at 214 Arna road.
It will house 600 students from 6-10 th grade.
End of newspaper