And he loved watermelons...

 

Bash grabbed a watermelon out of his room.

 

His "friend" named SuburbSomeone stole it from him, and ate it all before Bash could reprimand him.

 

SuburbSomeone was then banned, and needed to write the dankest ban appeal ever.

 

His ban appeal went as follows:
Minecraft Username:SuburbSomeone

Have you changed your Minecraft username since being banned? If so, what is your previous name?: NUU

Which of ECC's services are you banned on? [Main Server/Teamspeak/Shoutbox/Lobby Server]: Main Server

Reason of Ban: Stealing a watermelon

Rule violated: None

Please explain in your own words what the rule(s) means: You can steal things and not get banned...?

Reason you feel you think you should be unbanned: It's not against the rules.

 

Bashdash was too salty too truly unban SuburbSomeone, so Sub was sent to Exile Island to prove his worth in 100% vanilla survival.

 

So then suburbsomeone went to a small village out in the middle of nowhere

 

And he found a strange book there, entitled "Welcome to my Island". The author was none other than @Exilenela.

Also... Bash can't unban anyone...

 

Bash was demoted to Server Admin after unbanning Sub.

 

Now that he was unbanned, SuburbSomeone brought the book he had found on the island onto the main server, where he began to read it.

 

While eating raw fish

 

, he discovered that Exilenela had, in fact, never been banned, but had somehow been able to place the book on the island anyway.

 

*Dun dun duuun*

 

@BuildsByGideon, you do realize you could add something significant to the story, right? It's not meant to be written by one person :p

Suburb wondered why this book was on the island, and with his vast forum knowledge, decided to question @DevotedtoRaccooy as his first suspect.

 

@SuburbSomeone yes I know but I don't know what to say :p

And he asked him: "what does this book mean?"

 

BuildsByGideon was the scribe for the interrogation.

 

Just mixing it up a little.
Probably shouldn't do that anymore

 

Suburb said: "This book is a book I found after being exiled to an island. It's by Exilenela."

 

After talking for a bit, they realized that @Exilenela had created the island to torment the perma-banned users of ECC. The perma-banned players would send vulgar messages in global for a lifetime, only to realize nobody could see them. Suburb then asked if @Exilenela could prove him with a watermelon from @jmichael214's illegal watermelon black-market. Little did they know what that watermelon was for...