Welcome to the town of moo, where the steaks are high and the night is young! Be sure to visit our shops if you're in the moo'd for udderly amazing prices! Yes, seize the moo-ment and shop at our amoozing stores, where the prices are legen-dairy and you will say "holy cow!" at our amazing selection! And don't forget to take home your free cattle-log of all our stuff. When you're done, you can have some delicious beef in our our cow-feteria! We welcome everyone, even if you are into leather. Lactose intolerant? Don't be a cow-herd, cow'mon down today and visit the town of Moo today! All bound for moo-moo land! /warp moo -- coming soon (I ran out of moo-ney for a town warp application.. please hold.) Thank you for your cow-operation.
