you get a cross between a cat and purrguin??

 

You insert a bag of dirt.

You get a bag of sand.

I insert a pen.

 

you got a jar of dirt! you got a jar of dirt!!

i insert said jar of dirt ;D

 

I get a cookie

I insert a vulcan book on logic with the words "property of harryhaz1".

 

You Get a book "How to is forum games" signed by jason1964

i insert 1.10 grams of ecc

 

You get :cool:Classified:cool:

I insert :cool:Classified:cool:

 

You get secret

I insert secret

 

You get a paper plate.

I insert a Paradox.

 

You get a note with the statement "this statement is false"

I insert a pony....

 

*Denied* The pony was too wrinkled for the vending machine to read.

I insert a quarter.

 

You get a penny....lol....sucker...

I insert the insert key on a keyboard

 

You inserted the "up" key.

I insert welikeike's hat.

 

You get a cheeseburger that you must /not/ tread on

I insert blocks that desend

 

You get banned for using a vending monster.

I insert a nerf gun.

 

You get a vortex launcher

I insert an air cannon

 

You get blasted off a cliff by a sudden gust of air.

I insert a jet plane into the vending machine.

 

You get jetscats.. Funny how that works.

I insert a Sanyo projector remote ( the thing that's to the right of me as I post it : D)

 

You get a musty shoe

I insert a note telling the next poster that I'd rather play Roller Coaster Tycoon, later.

 

Aww, but we were having so much fun

You get that response ^

I insert a goodbye message

 

Vending machine no acceptance.

I insert an awesomely awesome llama.