You get fairy floss

I insert a vending machine

 

You get REJECTION

I insert a ban apple

 

You get temp banned for 24 hours

I insert a real apple :D

 

You get a complane

I insert a blackbelt4eva, shoving it violently headfirst into the dollar bill reciever.

 

You get a lawsuit :D

I insert a phiphiphi gently :p

 

I insert a t(^0^t)

 

You get a friendly reminder that violence is never the answer :p

I insert phiphiphi's precious!

 

....I don't want it!

Inserts the "precious" before you can get it

 

I get WTF.

I insert a really gross picture of people at spawn having fun ;D
http://goo.gl/Q7WWn

 

I don't see it because goo.gl is blocked XD

I insert a inserter

 

You get inserted!

I stuff a submarine into the coin slot.

 

you get sean penn.

I insert Additional Pylons

 

You get a zerg rush.

I insert
{
}

 

I get [
]

I insert <
>

 

You get a balloon

I insert a monkey.

 

You get a ladder

I insert a fairy

 

You get a wizard hat.

I insert a snipe chest.

 

You get 500k

I insert 500k in the lotto

 

I get 500k with one ticket!

I insert 1 million tickets!

 

I get 850000k, because no one but me bought tickets

I insert only 1k, cus I has de smarts