~~Twas The Night Before Christmas~~

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the server
Not an app was processing, not even for Ike.

The donations were sent on the forums with care
In hopes that andrewkm soon would be there.

The builders were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of the lotto danced in their heads.

Myself in my armor, and Kmax in her leather cap
Had just settled our skins for a long winter's nap-

When out in the spawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

/spawn I went like a flash
Ran through the crowd, and wavered the cash!

The portals on the breast of the new fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below;

When, what to my wondering eyes could be greater,
But a miniature Minecon cape, and eight tiny moderators,

With a fly speed of value 10
I knew in a moment, it must andrewkm

More rapid than bats his moderators they came
And he whistled and shouted and call'd them by name:

"Now! Clou now! Delu, now! Sky and Jakey;
“On! Tommy, on! Jets, on! Unknown and Joli;

"To the top of the spawn! To the top of Wallstreet!
“Now fly away! Fly away! Fly away my fleet!”

As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;

So up to the house-top the mods they flew,
With the sleigh full of diamonds - and andrewkm too.

And then in a twinkling, I heard a pickaxe
Mining through the top of my smokestacks.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney andrewkm came with a bound:

He was dress'd with a cape from his neck to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnish'd with ashes and soot.

A bundle of diamonds was hiding in his inventory
And he look'd like a peddler just following the story

His eyes - how they twinkled! His cape now merry,
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry;

He was very cheerful when he looked around
And the beard of his chin was a dark brown.

The round of a cookie, he held tight in his teeth
Until he could not resist, and began to eat.

He had a broad face, and a little belly
And he was the server owner, which made everyone jelly.

He was cool, and had tons of swag
And I laugh'd when I saw my goodies in his bag.

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And fill'd all the stockings; then turn'd with a jerk,

And standing with his pickaxe, he went to the chimney
And began to place blocks to complete his journey.

He typed /fly, and to his staff gave a whistle
And away they flew, like the down of a thistle:

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight-
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”


I wish you all a very merry christmas

 

Thanks for the awesome words guys

 

Thanks! Merry Christmas Joli!