Worst injuries? [most likely going to have gore in the future]

I have broken 5 bones and have had 2 surgeries.

I first broke my left collar bone in kindergarden, rolling over a gymnastics ball and I just landed on my collar bone and it snapped.

Next when I was about 7 or 8, I was playing tackle football in my friends basement. I got tackled into the side of a table and landed straight on my nose which broke it.

I was around 9 or 10 when I broke my left collarbone again. I was riding on the handlebars of my bike.. it flipped... and theres not much more to say there..

Last year I broke my right wrist snowboarding. I was going off a flat-down rail and slipped off the down part and just landed on my wrist.

About 4 months ago I broke my left wrist snowboarding again. This time I was going off a jump and the take-off was icy and I went off of the jump very unbalanced and landed on my wrist again. Here's a picture of me at the lodge after I broke it but before I went to the hospital:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=788244284538609&set=t.100002154635818&type=3&theater

Now when I was 3 years old I had a stigmatism in my eye which needed to be corrected and I needed surgery for that.

When I was around 6 years of age I had a hernia and needed surgery for that.

I lived a rough childhood xD

 

@BLTwitch Your baseball stories remind me of when I had a few baseball related accidents.

Many years ago, when I was maybe 7-8 I was playing baseball with my brother and a few friends. I was backstop, as I was only 7-8 and couldn't play. A girl (not trying to say anything with that!) came up to bat, and swung. She hit the ball, but decided to let go of the bat on the backswing. I had a giant bruise on my forehead for a few days after that one...

Second baseball accident: In gr. 7, I believe, it was recess and my class was playing baseball. I was pitching, and again a girl came up to bat (And again, not saying anything by this :b). I pitched, she swung, she let go of the bat. Instead of it going backwards as in the previous situation, it came flying forward, fast I might add, at my shins, at which point I didn't think to jump. That one really hurt, as I went walking off the field, limping. Every time she hits, I always remember that, and usually joke about it.

Third time, grade 8: I was working on a project during recess with my group, and we just finished 5-10 minutes before the end. Excited to play baseball, I grabbed my glove and ran outside. I literally just got to the outfield, when a ball was hit my way. Prepared to catch it, I lifted my glove up as it was heading for my head... Just a little too slow, tho. Hit me just around my left eye, hitting my skull mostly. This is the 3rd, and final, baseball related accident I have, I believe... Could be more, can't think of 'em

 

Ouch o.o.

 

Omg 3 reminds me of when I caught a homerun at a phillies game. it looked like it was going a couple rows back but it dropped out of the sky like a heat seeking missle right onto my outstretched hand. It bounced off my wrist and landed in my seat. Then, a butthole sitting further up leaped over like 3 rows like jackie chan or something and i got the same wrist pinned WITH THE BALL IN MY HAND in the folded seat. Ill post pics of the ball if anyone wants me to. Got it signed by the guy who hit it and got a certificate of authentication.

 

Sweet! Mine was from Hunter Pence

 

I was riding my bicycle (I was wearing a helmet), and I rode over a rock that had a weird shape and my bicycle's front wheel turned 90 degrees. And I fell and scraped both my elbows and knees. They were really, really bloody and dirty. I scraped them on concrete.

 

I was like, six, and I was riding a pedal powered gocart. My neighbor decided to push it really fast, and I tried to turn it really sharply. I flew like, 5 feet to the side and made my knees all bloddy and I had to go to the ER... I ended up with stitches....

 

That must be really, really painful.

 

Here's some of my worst
1. Broke my arm playing football/soccer when I was 11. Since my parents are useless it went untreated for 2 days.
2. Cut my toe in half with a razor.... By some miracle there was no mark/scar left.
3. Quite recently I had a near serious accident with pure Hydrochloric acid. I think it was only 1 molar but still pretty serious. Basically I got some in my eye. Managed to wash it out quick enough.
4. I used to work on single seater race cars in my old college and during a track day I was hit by a driver coming into the pitlane while I was directing our driver out. He reacted quick enough to not do too much damage.
5. I've been hit by a car while on my bike. My fault as I wasn't looking and luckily they were going pretty slow.

When I think about these, they don't compare to an injury an old classmate of mine had during a lesson. He was working on a drill. Drilling a hole into a sheet of plastic. I'm not sure what exactly happened but he let go of the plastic which caused it to spin pretty fast and it made a deep cut in his arm (Deep as in his bone was visible)

 

I was cutting wood with an axe for my family while we were camping. I was drinking, stupidly, I missed the wood and hit my finger instead. The first thing I did was take a picture and post it on Instagram, too bad I don't have access to that picture anymore.

 

I do nothing with my life, so this really isn't that bad.
I was running at camp, then I tripped over a log (clumsy old me) and sprained my ankle really bad. I couldn't walk for a couple days. It still hurts when I walk for 2+ hours or run. This was last summer.

 

My injuries start in 2011.

So, 2011:
January: Sprained ankle, boot.
February: Walking cast.
March: Walking cast 'til middle of the month, crutches and cast the next half.
April: Still in crutches and cast.
May: Got a break.
June: Fell from my crutches and sprained wrist.
July: Broke hand at skatepark.
August: In a cast 'til last week in August.
September: In casts/crutches on foot on and off.
October: Intensive therapy.
November: More Intensive therapy.
December: In splint/softcasts.

And 2012:
January: Seeing a new doctor.
February: Boot first part of the month, Walking cast second.
March: Break.
April: Break.
May: Broke arm once more.
June: In intensive therapy for arm.
July: Break.
August: So bad, Doctors planned surgery for foot. (Achilles lengthened, cadaver bone put in, something with tendons in my big-toe)
September: Having surgery on RIGHT foot.
October: Soft cast/wheelchair.
November: Soft cast/crutches.
December: Hard cast/crutches.

And 2013:
January: Hard cast/crutches.
February: In a boot/intensive therapy.
March: Out of everything, intensive, intensive therapy.
April: Sprained knee, in cast.
May: Broke arm, again.
June: Break (intensive therapy here and there)
July: Break (intensive therapy here and there)
August: Healing. Break.
September: Healing.
October: Healing.
November: Break.
December: Break.

And, 2014:
Currently: Going through what I had with my Right Foot. Having surgery sometime this year.

That was a lot of typing…. this is all true, No lie. Can give evidence.

 

Explain to me why you hurt yourself so much?

 

It's not me that hurts myself - well the injuries with the hands and knee i did hurt myself.. but the doctors say i have Tendinitis running throughout my body. My foot (now feet) was with tendons. They put the cadaver bone in because my foot was growing weird… Same thing that's going to happen to my other foot.

Im amazing like that. Or read up /\ there.

 

It was just an expression... but that actually really sucks. Can they fix it?

 

Oh..
Yes, they can fix it. They fixed my other foot.. if they did that they can fix my other one :3

 

Awesome!