:p

 

I remember this day. I remember it because I felt so nauseous afterwards.

 

When I was a little kid, I was playing football and the ground was all stone. When I was running, I slipped and fell to the ground and broke my lip. In some seconds, my mouth was filled with blood. It was very painful but now I have a little scar. :p

 

Broke your lip? You mean broke the skin? So.. split lip?
xD

 

I don't know :p

 

It's called a split lip. Very painful.

 

Call me creepy, but I am finding these very entertaining. Maybe I should be a doctor...

Anyways, I live a pretty boring life. The worst thing I ever had was probably a sprained ankle, and I don't even remember it because I was so young. But, I do know someone that went sledding and got a branch up their eyelid as they were going down the hill. Luckily, his eye was fine.

 

Oh, and like two years ago, idk if I've mentioned this, don't feel like checking, I got hit in the jaw with a baseball....... and yesterday my dad threw a curveball at me and nailed me in the shin D:

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Hmm... I've had man, and varied injuries.
I broke both my ankles at once by jumping from a moving golf cart while it was going down a sharply sloped hill.
I once threw a kitchen knife at a tree, which was a problem considering it was missing the wood slates that make up the handle, but still had the studs that hold those in place, and as such it ripped my finger from one end to the other. It bled enough to fill my open hand in 20 seconds (and I have big hands :--0
I slipped off of the top-back of a wet fire truck (Weird IKR) and hit my head on it's bumper on the way down, acquiring whiplash as it happened.
When I was 5 I jumped off a flight of concrete stairs, landing on my head and dashing it open (trip to emergency room + brain showing = ftw)
While riding my bike to my college I accidentally tilted sideways and my leg contacted with the road, leaving a large portion of my knee to mark where I hit...
One of my moronic friends (lovable though) Threw a butcher knife at me (which I expertly dodged). Unfortunately I neglected to move my foot, and It was pinned to the floor (the knife went straight through.
Lastly, and strangest of all, I once studied for so long without stopping (14 hours I think) that I got such severe eye strain that it caused a migraine for which I was bedridden (but I passed the test, so who cares right?)
;)
EDIT: I wonder if this means I'm accident prone o_O

 

I cut my head


*Muffin*

 

My worst injuries.. Let's see...

Well I constantly bite my tongue (not on purpose) and once, this was the day after I learned the dead finger trick, I got my two index fingers and middle fingers crushed in my garage door, and thought my fingers really were dead. And I've had my back ripped open by a dog... the day before I was supposed to move..

And I also ran my forehead into the side of the metal bench in a dugout when I was 4, and that was the only time I've ever been in an ambulance, and the only thing I had that was close to a broken bone was a fractured pinky toe because I was running down the hallway.

And one time, when I was 6, I was doing bunny hops on a scooter and fell off, to scrape my chin and was brought home by the mailman. I think some guy had blood of a child on his mail.

And last summer (the summer of 2013) I was going to the pool and I was biking down the sidewalk at around 15-20 mph (yes. 15-20 mph, down the sidewalk on a bike) and I hit a bump and FLEW forward and scraped my left side, now i have two scars from that.
And I also ran straight into an electric fence when I was 6 and almost lost my right eye.

I have a scar on my left arm from the amount of times I gave myself eraser burns in 8th grade, and I have a scar on my left hand because I accidentally touched a hot griddle while making grilled cheese.

Oh. And one time (within the month of April 2014) I got bored and wanted to count the freckles... on my legs.. so I shaved the hair off to get to them. :D

 

Shaving hair isn't an injury.

 

getting 2 piledrivers to the head on hard mats and a power bomb I was in so much pain. And I am just thankful My neck or back did not snap. It did hurt and I had a bump on my head and a tiny scratch on my back.

 

I came here to see pictures. No pictures :(

 

Eww?

 

That sounds a lot worse on second thought xD

 

I have never really had a bad injury, but I did have to get surgery on both of my feet a few years ago. The doctors broke 2 bones, moved them around, fused them to other bones, put in 3 screws, and lengthened my Achilles tendon. In both feet. I got 14 stitches on my calf each time and 13 stitches on the side of my foot each time. I had casts for about 2 months each, had to use a wheelchair for that time, and then a walker for about 2 months, and then crutches for about a month and then a cane for about 4 months!

Here are some pictures of the stitches if anyone is interested :p Beware, it's a bit gross. Also, I wasn't allowed to shave my legs for a month before cause they didn't want me to get any cuts or infections or anything before the surgery. So my legs are gross too, lol.

Spoiler: *warning*