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  1. GiRLCLAN

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    I am truly obsessed... So here we go.

    Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?:p

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine written all over you <3:D

    Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!:eek:ops:

    Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?;)

    Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!:rolleyes:
     
    #1 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

  2. Elmopwner

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    Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

    You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

    Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

    Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
     
    #2 Elmopwner, May 10, 2014

  3. GiRLCLAN

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    Damnnnnnnnnn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

    On a scale from 1 - 10, you're a 9. Because im the one you need.

    Hey, you want to go halfsies with me on a bastard? ;)

    Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
     
    #3 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

  4. Elmopwner

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    Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

    Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

    See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart

    If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
     
    #4 Elmopwner, May 10, 2014

  5. GiRLCLAN

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    Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

    See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

    If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
     
    #5 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

  6. Elmopwner

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    I've lost my mobile number. Can I have yours?

    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

    Is your name Google? Because your the answer to everything I'm searching for.

    I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock
     
    #6 Elmopwner, May 10, 2014

  7. GiRLCLAN

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    Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

    Can I have fries with that shake!

    What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

    That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too. ;);););)
     
    #7 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

  8. Wombat

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    Are you the SAT? 'cause I'd slam you on a desk and do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes.
    *ba dum tss*
     
    #8 Wombat, May 10, 2014

  9. GiRLCLAN

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    I'll be Burger King, and you'll be McDonalds. Ill have it my way, and you'll be lovin it.
    :D
     
    #9 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

  10. Wombat

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    Old one that everyone knows~
    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun get in the van.
     
    #10 Wombat, May 10, 2014

  11. GiRLCLAN

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    Urkuk lu Stala. Thats Klingon for "I love you baby" xD
     
    #11 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

  12. Wombat

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    That dress looks nice... of course It'd look nicer crumpled up in the corner of my room. ;)

    [drumline]
     
    #12 Wombat, May 10, 2014

  13. GiRLCLAN

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    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
     
    #13 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

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    Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten I see :D
     
    #14 Diamonds1358, May 10, 2014

  15. Wombat

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    That's a nice shirt. Mind if I talk you out of it?
     
    #15 Wombat, May 10, 2014

  16. GiRLCLAN

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    I think its time to tell you what people are saying about you behind your back... Nice ass!!!
     
    #16 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

  17. Wombat

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    Here's the word of the day: Legs! Whaddya say we go upstairs and spread the word?
     
    #17 Wombat, May 10, 2014

  18. GiRLCLAN

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    I've had such an off week, but seeing you.. Turns me on.
     
    #18 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014

  19. Wombat

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    Man, its really loud in here. May I use your thighs as earmuffs?
     
    #19 Wombat, May 10, 2014

  20. GiRLCLAN

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    You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
     
    #20 GiRLCLAN, May 10, 2014
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