Granted, however the duck's bill grows to the size of a basketball whenever he lies. This makes the other ducks make fun of him. The duck will then take anti-depressants. Eventually he will get a surgery to remove this rare bill disease; but the surgery will go wrong and put the duck in a wheel chair for the rest of his life. Instead of getting bullied, the duck would now be pitied. But then something magical happens. The duck finds his soulmate. They move in together an eventually get married. After 15 years of tightly bonded love, they get bored of each other. Female duck will then buy life insurance for male duck. 10 days later female duck is a week into trial for cutting male duck's wheelchair brakes, making him roll into heavy traffic and die. Female duck is proven not guilty and moves to California, living on male duck's life insurance. It's 10 years later. Female duck gets a knock on her door. A teen duckster stands in her doorway. He pleads to be her adopted son. A long talk discovers that male duck had adopted teen duckster the day he died, and was to surprise her when he got home. But little did male duck know that that "when" was an "if". Logs reveal that teen duckster is indeed male and female duck's adopted son. Teen duckster soon moves in with female duck. Teen duckster asks constantly about his father, but all female duck says is "cut your fingernails". ... ... I want my own military drone.
Granted, but they ran away to the local pond to start their own revolution against the geese that have invaded. I wish for an onion.
Granted, but if you ever touch it Shrek stands behind you breathing heavily until you let go. I wish for two wishes.
Granted, but as soon as you could become rich, you grew up and had to deal with the life of adulthood. I wish for no homework!! D';
Granted, but the potato rots and grows slime on itself before you could eat it. I wish for a Chicken Nugget.
Granted, but that something is to have @KooJo call you a nerd repeatedly. I wish for @gallionic to play on ECC.
Granted but Michael Jordan comes in parachute and spawns millions of dollas in economy. I wish Manchester united sacked Louis Van Gaal already
