Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, but this will be their only win the playoffs.

I wish for LeBron to slam dunk.
@7amoodw, your reply didn't load for me.

 

* @Michael_Jordan_1

Granted, but they get relegated next season.
Granted, but he gets a severe arm injury and can never play again.

I wish for Andrew to give me $1m.

 

Granted, but he gives you 1 million pellets of rabbit poo.

I wish for andrewkm to notice me.

 

Gra

nted but I steal it

I wish for pizza

 

Granted, but you drown in it like @DrowningInPizza.

I wish for someone to continue this forum game because it's almost as fun as this one if not moreso.

 

Granted, but then that thread gets deleted.

I wish for @andrewkm to stop bullying me.

 

Granted, but you become a meme.

I wish for an epic event on ECC!

 

Granted, but no one cares about it except the local nerd (@Masonrf)

I wish for eternal happiness for everyone.

 

Granted, except you forget the "H" in happiness and then the world becomes a massive computer full of apps.

I wish for sub to not reply.

 

Granted, but no one does anything but sit around all day

I wish @SuburbSomeone and @Masonrf switched bodies.

 

Granted, but we could never switch back due to the quantum theoretical physical mechanics at work within each respective specimen.

I am hopeful that @Whammerist5 will be able to attain a sword to knight me as the most noble nerd in the ECC kingdom.

 

Granted, but I accidentally knight Mason in your body.

I wish Andrew gave me Moderator.

 

Granted, but it expires after 1 minute!

I wish I had teleport irl!

 

Granted, but it breaks after 5 minutes and you vanish completly, forever.

 

Granted, but I give you a wish anyway.
I wish for @Reincarnated_ to ask for a wish next time.

 

Oops I forgot lol
Granted, but he forgot last time.

I wish for sleep.

 

Granted, but you only get one hour.

I wish for the custom tag command.

 

Granted, but the cake had no flavour.

I wish for a bar of gold.

 

Granted, but it'll cost ya 10 ecd...

I wish for