Escape the Situation

I don't show up to your funereal, as I consider you a traitor to Star Wars. Though I do say this to you aftr you body is recovered, "Herf-Esl-Leth-Leth-Osk".


You now can only speek basic. ( a languge from Star Wars.)

 

Neva gonna happen



You stop bugging me about luvin kirk

 

I never would love Kirk, I would only hate her.

You bug me about how much you love Darth Maul

 

Kirk is a boy. And darth maul is pretty cool... BUT NOT AS COOL AS KIRK! OH BURNED!



You drop the topic of star wars/trek cuz im getting a little upset

 

I (sadly) drop the subject.

You find that you sudently feel the need to give me 1 ecd.

 

I give u ut.


Idk!?

 

Idk.

You want to give me 110k ecd.

 

I'd pay you 110k wondering why I did in the first place.

It turns out you have a fatal virus in your Computer that slowly eats away at your Memory. What would you do?

 

Idiot version of me: *runs away hoping not to catch this virus.*

Real me: copy as much of my memory off of my computer as possible as fast as possible

You get promoted to server owner.