Help! I'm being ___ by a ___!

It's ok! All it needs is love,love, love, all it needS is love.

Help... Harryhaznolovetogive

 

Gives Harry a blank christmas card.

Help! Andrewkm isn't here to see this!

 

It's ok! I tagged him while you wern't looking!

Help! Now Andrew won't leave!!

 

Why it that a problem.

Help! I am getting a mysterious link from Andrewkm!

 

*deletes fake spam from troll*

Help! Life is starting to get boring for me!

 

Well you can take the red pill or the blue pill.

Help! I am getting a bad trade from a villager!

 

I kill the villager and find a new one for you.

Help! I am being attacked by a cow!

 

*kills cow and cooks up beef* *serves beef to everybody* *chokes on meat*

Help, im chokeing on the beef!

 

Help! Harryhazasword!

 

You *gasp* did'nt save me! *wheezes* *cough* *cough* *spudder* *die*

 

I revive you using CPR.

Help! Someone needs to get the beef out of Gear's throat!

 

Plea--*cough*--se!

 

I'll get guude!

Please Help! Etho and seth are teaming up to put me in a redstone TNT cannon!

 

You forg-*cough*ot the gu *more coughing* ude!

(come on people, surely someone out there dosent want me to die. ... right?)

 

I'll call the paramedics!!

Oh no! Please help! Unknownrider is sending me to the mental hospital!!

 

* me: -_-*
*Acts insane to make Unknownrider take me insted to the mental hospital*
*gets meat out fo throat*

Wow, thanks Unknow- *hit on the head by unknowns frying pan*

*before i knock out: "Help! Im being trapped by Unknownrider!"*

 

Lolno, no one escapes from unknown...


Help... I need it

 

*hands you _____________*

Can someone help me fill in the blank harry left?

 

Na.... I'm good

_____ ____ ____ gear _____ help______ cats

 

*im sorry i _____________ phones _________ up! Im go_____ough a tun_______.*

He__, connec____________ about to ______ off ____ help! Befo__________