call him purpletwogenders like @Capbo_ does then sweep his legs while he is crying (I'd never call u purpletwogenders like cap does fyi)
stick a stick in his throat and sweep his legs when he falls drop the ban hammer on him and then have absolutezero regrets (see what i did there @IceyErem )
During the process of flaming my avatar the paint caused a chemical reaction and made a rainbow portal in which the Bronies went through to raid the pony realm.